What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What do you call a smart mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."