What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

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What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.