What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!