What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

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What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"