Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Canopy Jokes More Canopy Jokes

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed