Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

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Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

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What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.