Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

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Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.