Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.
banana is yellow,dynamite is red
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
A baked potato
A baegull.
She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.
Robber ducks.
