Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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the unemployment line.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

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Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes :)

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.