When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

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Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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Which one's yours?

I replied, "None of them... yet."

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."