When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.