When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

Https Jokes More Https Jokes

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.