Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

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What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"