Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

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What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

Who's Becky, Stan?

She's just a country!