Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

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What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license