Shopping Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !

What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

Radical Feminist Jokes More Radical Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

What is the difference between a default subreddit mod and a radical feminist?

Nothing.

Green Light Jokes More Green Light Jokes

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra