Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

What food describes most men?

Jerky.

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop