What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

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What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

When does a dog go "moo" ?

When it is learning a new language !