Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.