Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

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Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.