The pharmacy.
Paperback
because it was pharmacy.
In case you wake the sleeping pills!
The Contrasection.
A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
When you don't use a condom.
Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.
Because it was dead.
None. Monkeys screw in trees.
New Recruit: Call for backup!
Your mother.
A: Close encounters of the nerd kind
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
Take away their beds...
It grows a Moostache.
Penicillin
A redditor
Names!
A trip without the kids.