Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

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Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar