Reebark
At the Groomers!
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
A Dell
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Make him wear shoes.
Sneakers.