Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Previous Random Joke Next
Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Cia Jokes More Cia Jokes

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods