Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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His parents weren't 18 or older.

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Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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More kids tripping in lab coats

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One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

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A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!