Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

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What will i do when i die?

Idk!

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

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What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !