Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.