Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

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Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!