Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

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Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What did one turtle say to the other eel?

hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA