Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

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How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao