How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

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What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao