Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers