Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

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What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

What do you call a laughing labradoodle?

A snickerdoodle.

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.