Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

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How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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Where do werewolves live?

In werehouses.

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple