Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.