Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!