Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

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What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.