How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

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