Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

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Whats black, white and red all over?

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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How do we fix boxing?

We can't. It's already fixed.

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!