Because it was a mail dominated industry
Paperback
The Post Office
For Mail-Practice!!
Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
Thousands of brown loafers
Black mail.
Their femail
Because the devil takes many forms.
Work smarter not harder people.
Post office.
It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness
Hardcover
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
They are hiring.
Neither deliver on Sundays.
The post office.
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
A: Post office.
They don't deliver on Sunday
Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
It swept with his girlfriend :P
P and O.
In pentagrams
The devil has standards.
Hand me Downs.
Because he went crackers.
Because it's soda pressing.
Wrong
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
He scared the hell out of him.
Pentagram
They both begin a trip at the post!
Semtex.
