Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

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What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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What, me? Lazy?

Don't get me started.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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Why can't your children be like my office voice mail?

Seen but not heard