Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.