Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

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Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.