Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

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Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.