Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na