Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.