Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!