Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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Why do redditors have so many inside jokes?

Because we're too afraid to go outside

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"