Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

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What's the most common time to see the dentist?

Two Thirty.

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

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What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!