One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...
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Two Thirty.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
Two thirty
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
Because just one more and it would be two-farty
Two thirty.
A. A power failure.
Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.
Wrapping paper.
They only speak in Morse-toad!
Cork and beans !
Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
Winter is coming"
Who cares? It's a relephant.
Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
She answered the iron.
An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"
Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.
Minisoda :)